Dinosaur jokes for kids

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
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Is your little one a bit of a jokester? Do they need to add a few new jokes to their repertoire? Download and print this FREE printable joke sheet of Dinosaur jokes for kids. They'll have your mini-Paleontologists giggling all the way to the museum.

What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

A dino-score!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What's better than a talking dinosaur?

A spelling bee!

What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?

Anything she wants!

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

Out of the way!

What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?

A Tricera-hops!

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Because they can't find any new ones!

How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?

Your nose hits the ceiling!

How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?

The door won't close!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a tyrannosaurus?

The strawberry is red!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?

Her shadow!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

Because they don't know how to cook!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?

The door won't close!

What was the scariest prehistoric animal?

The Terror-dactyl!

Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?

Tricera-cops!

What is an Iguanodon's favourite playground toy?

A dino-see-saur!

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