Fruit jokes for kids

Funny Fruit Jokes
Funny Fruit Jokes 

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Silly fun jokes for kids that you can sink your teeth into - all clean, all playground friendly jokes for kids.  Download and print this free Fruit jokes for kids and get your little jokester cracking out these fruity funnies.

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Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots.

What Kind of Apple isn't an Apple?
A Pineapple!

What fruit teases you a lot?
A Ba!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate! 

What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
A jam session.


What is Dracula's favourite food?

What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.

How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste!

Why did the passion fruit vine lose it's passion?
Because its fruit fell off!

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice.

What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
A banana shake!

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!

Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
Because they come in bunches!

Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake?
That was berry nice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon.

How does a lemon ask for a hug?
"Give us a squeeze!"

Why was the peach acting funny?
Because it was all fuzzy.

What did the apple skin say to the apple?
I've got you covered.

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