School jokes for kids

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Kids over the same old jokes? Or your 6 grader need some school time funnies for the end of school concert? Download and print this free School and teacher jokes for kids and get your little comedian cracking the funnies.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!

Why did the children eat their homework?
Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

What did one math book say to the other?
Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler!

Where do birds go to school?
High school.

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Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
"You can count on me!"

What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kindergarden.

Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

What are you going to be when you get out of school?
An old man!

Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Pupil: May, it only has three letters.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils!

What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
Smartie Pants!

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet 
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where's the p?
Boy: "Halfway down my leg."

Boy: Teacher, I can't solve this problem. 
Teacher: Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
Boy: No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten! 

Why was the musicteacher not able to open his class room?
Because his keys were on the piano.

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!

Teacher: If 5 people gave you $20, what do you get?
Pupil: A new bike.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!

What school subject is a witch good at?
Spelling.

Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
For tocking too much!

What object is king of the classroom?
The ruler!

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