St Patrick's Day Jokes for kids

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Is your little one a bit of a jokester? Do they need a few new funnies? Download and print this free printable Joke sheet with 18 St Patrick's Day jokes for kids and get in the mood to celebrate St Patrick's Day for a craic.

Try to say “Irish wristwatch

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they’re always wearing green.

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because he’s always short.

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
When he’s a French fry.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
He wanted to reach the pot of gold faster.

Where can you always find gold?
In the dictionary!

What is a nuahcerpel?
Leprechaun spelled backwards!

What happens when you find a horseshoe?
Some horse is barefoot!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Warren
Warren who
Warren anything green today?

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant

What type of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.

How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough toilets!

What did the Irish ghost say to the other Irish ghost?
Top O’ the moaning to you!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy!

Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet!

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
Her red ones were in the wash!

Try these silly jokes out this St Patrick's Day
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