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Is your little one a bit of a jokester? Do they need to add a few new jokes to their repertoire? Download and print this free printable Joke sheet with a handful of what do you get when you cross a ..... style jokes for kids and get your little comedian cracking the funnies.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake!

What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A porkchop!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!

What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the phew!

What do you get when you cross a cheetah & a hamburger?
Fast Food!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
A hopsicle!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?
A wooly jumper!    

What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?
Cool music!

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!

What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors?
Confetti!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush!

What do you get if cross a Termite with a Dinosaur?
Dino-mite!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia!


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