Christmas Jokes for kids

Christmas jokes for kids
Christmas jokes for kids 

Get your Christmas crackers around this collection of silly Christmas themed jokes for kids. Suitable for the Christmas dinner table and for school yards, these jokes for kids will give you all a bunch of giggles.

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What do you call a snowman in the summer? 
A puddle!

What goes: now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?
A snowman on a zebra crossing!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I've forgotten my name again!

How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one, after that it's not empty any more!

What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

What do you have in December that's not in any other month?
The letter D!

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What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
Silent Night!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrot?

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!

Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

How was the snow globe feeling?
A little shaken!

Why did the elf go to school?
To learn his ELFabet.

What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?
a stocKING

What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight?
One slays the dragon, and the other's draggin' the sleigh.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus: What's that terrible racket outside?
Mrs. Claus: It's rain deer.    

What do you call a Christmas duck?
A Christmas quacker!

How do you scare a snowman?
You get a hairdryer!

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