Easter Jokes for kids

So, why did the chicken cross the road?
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Is your little one a bit of a jokester? Do they need to add a few new jokes to their repertoire? Download and print this FREE printable joke sheet of silly Easter jokes for kids. They'll "crack you up!"

What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny!  

What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A runny bunny.  

What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
Get wet!  

How do you catch a rabbit?
Make a noise like a carrot.  

Why didn't the bunny hop?
No bunny knows.  

What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip Hop.  

What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
Ones with hoppy endings.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

What do bunnies do when they get married?
Go on a bunnymoon!

What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
He cracked up!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny

Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my Easter Eggs

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off.
One said, "Happy Easter." "Huh?" Said the other.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

Why shouldn’t you tell and Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!

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