Is your little one a bit of a jokester? Do they need to add a few new jokes to their spook jar? Download and print this free Halloween jokes for kids and get your little comedian cracking the funnies.
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What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Why was Dracula put in jail?
He tried to rob a blood bank.
Why do witches use brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are far too heavy!
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!
Ivana suck your blood.
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
What should you do when zombies surround your house?
Hope it's Halloween.
What do ghosts like for dessert?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
Because he had no-body to go with.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What are a ghost's favourite rides at the fair?
The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!
What do you call a witch at the beach?
Why couldn't the ghost see its mum and dad?
Because they were trans-parents!
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle her funny bone!
What do skeletons say at the front door?
"Crick or creak!"
What room can't ghosts go in?
The LIVING room!
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