Like PP I once sliced my nipple with a razor whilst shaving my legs. Fresh twin blade razor of DH's, stood up and somehow razor sliced straight up over lower half of breast and right through centre of my nipple.
So much blood.
After trying to tend to it after showering, thought I would send DH a photo to visually explain why I wasn't ready for dinner.
He was picking up his Mum who was babysitting our kids while we were out at said dinner.
His Mum viewed msg as DH was driving and saw a little more than she should have as I'd taken pic at the mirror thinking it was for his eyes only.
Thankfully she is a lovely woman with a sense of humour.
Could have done without her asking to check to make sure it was ok once they arrived home though