I'll help you to feel better, OP, and tell you mine.....
I'm a pastor's wife of a fairly thriving church therefore lots of people. Had baby #2, baby #1 still a toddler and not sleeping, baby #2 not sleeping = zombie-mum
Whenever baby #2 needed nursing I would go to my husband's office so I could lock myself in a/c'd comfort and sometimes even catch 40 winks
and would usually emerge once she was finished. Well, one day, I was more zombied-out than usual, finished up and made my way out to the sanctuary just after the service finished and people were all gathered around, chatting to one another, mostly facing towards the back where I was coming from. To be greeted by me carrying my baby and showing off my 'over the shoulder, boulder holder' as I'd completely forgotten to fasten up my top!
SOOOOOOO embarrassing, especially as I had to face these people every week! Thank goodness for my darling ladies who made a beeline for me and surrounded me while they fixed me up.
They got nice presents for Christmas that year