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#1 chookpea

Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:53 PM

Probably an oldie, but someone posted this on FB and it gave me a chuckle.

A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in  their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers  strewn around garden, The door of his  wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of  the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp  had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front  room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was  strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes  filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge  door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass  lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back  door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles  of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or  that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of  water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he  found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles  of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the  mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still  curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at  him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and  asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You  know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the  world do I do all day?...
''Yes," was his incredulous reply..
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.

#2 PooksLikeChristmas

Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:10 PM

Love it!!

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