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#1 Mrs Dinosaurus

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:35 AM

I was at my local swimming pool/shopping centre/restaurant and I couldn't help but notice when I went to use the bathrooms that there were CHILDREN in there!

Why can't they go to the children's toilets?

How am I supposed to explain to a child I've never seen before who isn't interested in me in the least that I have my period? What if it's a boy and he sees my boobs? What if it's a lesbian????

I don't go into the ladies changerooms/toilets/showers/public area expecting to be confronted with children. I have no idea how to handle it. I mean, I only have sons so obviously I haven't changed their nappies, bathed or showered them since they were born because, you know, that would be weird.

I can't believe our government allows this kind of depravity to exist. I think we should rally.

What do we want?

Separate girls, boys, mens, ladies, disabled, transgender, lesbian, gay, Christian, Jewish, Islamic, Hindi, martian, refugee, non-refugee, 457-visa holders, illegal backpackers and politicians toilets!

When do we want it?

Who's with me?

#2 FeralBob!

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:43 AM

OMG lesbian children. They're taking over the world  laugh.gif

#3 jill1972

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:43 AM

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Love it!



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#4 my serenity

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:45 AM

Lmao! Love it!

#5 FeralCrazyMum

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:47 AM

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#6 BadCat

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:53 AM

I call unfair.

Where's the separation between SAHM and WOHM toilets?  Working mums should be able to go to the toilet without being reminded of how they have abandoned their children.  And SAHMs should be able to go to the toilet without being reminded that they have turned their brains to mush and become leeches.

#7 Squeekums Da Feral

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:58 AM

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Pfft! I want my own private toilets in every place I shop, with eye scanners so no rooting men can use my toilet as a beat and forever scar DD after seeing their LEGS. Oh the horror biggrin.gif

That way I can also wash my hands in secret, as every true lady does lol

#8 Mrs Dinosaurus

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:59 AM

QUOTE (O TheHugeManatee @ 06/02/2013, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I call unfair.

Where's the separation between SAHM and WOHM toilets?  Working mums should be able to go to the toilet without being reminded of how they have abandoned their children.  And SAHMs should be able to go to the toilet without being reminded that they have turned their brains to mush and become leeches.


Good point.

SAHD should have their own toilets too, even though everyone knows SAHD are the most awesome kind of man in the universe and their brains never turn to mush biggrin.gif

#9 BadCat

Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:59 AM

Let's get rid of public toilets and make people go home to do their disgusting business.

#10 FeralBob!

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:01 AM

QUOTE (O TheHugeManatee @ 06/02/2013, 11:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let's get rid of public toilets and make people go home to do their disgusting business.

Or provide a generous selection of potplants in varying sizes for those purposes.

#11 Mrs Dinosaurus

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:04 AM

QUOTE (O TheHugeManatee @ 06/02/2013, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let's get rid of public toilets and make people go home to do their disgusting business.


Perhaps we could all be fitted with colostomy bags from birth and bypass the toilet completely?

#12 BadCat

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:05 AM

But would people be able to have loud gay sex in the pot plants?

#13 Feral_Pooks

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:07 AM

For some reason I am now picturing politicians in Canberra all squatting over the pot plants because they aren't allowed in the normal toilets.

Also, can we have separate toilets for ugly people? I don't want to p*ss next to the polished posteriors of the pretty people.

#14 ~Mummy~Mel~

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:08 AM

Nothing witty to add here but thanks for the laugh!! roll2.gif

#15 Mrs Dinosaurus

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:09 AM

Big potplants for ugly politicians, little pot plants for malcolm and kate (are there any other good looking ones?)

#16 BadCat

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:10 AM

The trouble with toilets for the ugly is that  stunningly beautiful folk will use them on the grounds that their hair is a bit flat today.  Of course then the real uglies could use the empty beautiful people's dunnies.

Oh, and in Canberra we don't have toilets at all because we are superior and do not partake of such base functions.  So yes, the politicians squat in pot plants, behind the buffet table, wherever.

Edited by O TheHugeManatee, 06 February 2013 - 11:13 AM.


#17 FeralBob!

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:10 AM

QUOTE (O TheHugeManatee @ 06/02/2013, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But would people be able to have loud gay sex in the pot plants?

I'm sure they'll try, Manatee. Possibly we could have slightly larger potplants, with generous foliage, for those purposes.

Or they could jsut head down to the Botanical Gardens. Lots of big potplants there  original.gif

#18 FeralDancesHere

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:14 AM

While totally getting that this is a joke thread, I wish they would just make toilets toilets.

No room to go into for males or females. An example of this is at Parramatta train station. The toilets just open out into the station so you can make sure there is no one in there and stand directly outside while your child/grandmother/pet iguana does their business and know they haven't come to any harm.

Idealy they'd be a bit nicer (and cleaner) than the train stations ones, but I think it is a great idea.

#19 AnnoyingAnt

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:16 AM

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Oh, and in Canberra we don't have toilets at all because we are superior and do not partake of such base functions. So yes, the politicians squat in pot plants, behind the buffet table, wherever.


So true.  Ever been caught short in Canberra's 'burbs? Can't find those pot plants either... Just miles and miles of grass and 'roos.

#20 BadCat

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:16 AM

*shudder*

The botanic gardens are the preferred hangout for incontinent oldster sex fiends.   Stay away at all costs.

#21 Alpha_Chook

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:17 AM

What about baby rooms for men and baby rooms for women.....separate.....just in case bits get seen that don't want to be laughing2.gif

#22 Feral_Pooks

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:19 AM

QUOTE (Dinosaurus @ 06/02/2013, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Big potplants for ugly politicians, little pot plants for malcolm and kate (are there any other good looking ones?)


No, no there aren't.

I am worried about mixed sex toilet blocks, because all sorts of shenanigans would happen. I mean, you've all got your trousers off, you're halfway there.

Pot plants would be much more effective at preserving the purity of the souls of those defecating, lest Satan lure them with lustful thoughts after they empty their bowels.

Pot plants are wholesome and pure.

#23 katpaws

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:21 AM

Let's ask George.

PS may contain scenes involving disco balls, pot plants, frivolity and swearing.

#24 Feral Nicety

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE (Dinosaurus @ 06/02/2013, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Perhaps we could all be fitted with colostomy bags from birth and bypass the toilet completely?



YOU ABLEIST COW!  HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People with stomas and bags need toilets too!

Or do they just empty their bags into the pot plants?  All this needs to be thought through.

#25 FeralFemboside

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:24 AM

QUOTE (WingBob @ 06/02/2013, 11:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG lesbian children. They're taking over the world  laugh.gif


I'm doing my best, but I keep producing sons...




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