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#1 Snot stew

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:35 PM

Mine would be, "I just have to drink it without looking at it".

#2 QueenIanthe

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:37 PM

Freya go back to bed.

#3 fionah

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:38 PM

"Good night. I love you, now go to Sleep!"

In a very tired Mummy voice...

Fi  yyawn.gif

#4 anna_garny

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:38 PM

"What are you giggling about, honey?" (directed at Husband who is giggling at DYAC)

#5 cheekymonkeysmum

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

Bye dp see you when you get home.

#6 Feral Madam Mim

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

"Mason you big dope you spoke to him" DS1 had asked if dad was home yet, he had spoken to DH and everything lol, no idea how he forgot.

#7 sāta kōrsa

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

"Ok, bye then."

#8 Just us

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:40 PM

Oh no......mine would be do your freaking job I asked you to do or I will rearrange the jobs and all of you will have heaps freaking more as I'm so f@!9ing sick of doing everything and no DH I don't want a ****ing coffee mad.gif
No I feel bad OP and I hope I don't die right now cool.gif

#9 AnnBB

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:40 PM

I guess I will just want to stay home and vomit.

#10 orangepeanut

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

that looks delicious (watching MKR)

#11 Heather11

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

Beeeeeeed!!!!!!!!

#12 andyk

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

'See ya wouldn't want to be ya!' to DH (jokingly) as he left for work.

#13 Daisy Chain

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

Go to bed.

#14 greenthumbs

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

"I'm having a super early night tonight"

which reminds me, off I go biggrin.gif

#15 Magnifique

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

thanks, I love you too (in a sarcastic tone)

#16 AbbottProofFence

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

'Oh shut up'

To DH wink.gif

#17 greatwon2

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

oy! their my books


original.gif Miss mischief has taken to pulling the books off the shelves

#18 Peppery

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

Put your pyjamas on, go the toilet and clean your teeth!!!!!

#19 VioletRose

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:43 PM

See you tomorrow afternoon.

#20 For Fox Sake

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:44 PM

"My vagina is on fire......that's gotta be the most unsexy sentence in the english language if ever i've heard one"

Asking DF if he'd seen the canesten cream.  ph34r.gif

#21 HRH Countrymel

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:44 PM

"I'm not interested in funeral insurance, but I wish you luck with your calling"  (I'm always polite to telemarketers)


Oh hang on I went to the shop after that...

"Thank you! Yum."

#22 StopTheGoats

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:44 PM

"Ham and pineapple please"
I'd be pretty annoyed as I'd hope my last words were funnier.

#23 LittleMissPink

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:44 PM

"GO TO BED!!!!!!!"

#24 Futureself

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:45 PM

"ow bubba, my nipple really doesn't go that way!" (whilst breastfeeding)

Edited by futureself, 13 February 2013 - 07:46 PM.


#25 wallofdodo

Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:46 PM

'That's expensive'

Talking about truffles of course.




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