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#1 Liz Lemon

Posted 24 September 2014 - 02:44 PM

I laughed.  A lot!  Especially about assembling a cot.

And all the white clothing :)


#2 Liz Lemon

Posted 25 September 2014 - 05:43 PM

Today's update is excellent. And very appropriate for EB!

I have no idea how to post actual pics ...

#3 Liz Lemon

Posted 26 September 2014 - 02:47 PM

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"I’m just going to post a quick question about my baby’s eating/sleeping/pooping habits. I am sure it won’t escalate from friendly advice into a fiery mega battle of parenting philosophies fueled by deeply held beliefs, anecdotal evidence, and links to articles no one ever clicks on."

Hah!  (I did it!)

#4 Liz Lemon

Posted 26 September 2014 - 02:49 PM

And because I figured it out.  This is my personal favourite ...

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"Thank you for your suggestions on how to put the crib together. I value your opinion. This is going smoothly."

#5 Grape Jelly

Posted 26 September 2014 - 02:59 PM

Thank you thank you thank you.

I am dying in the best possible way now.

my favourite:

We have transcended space and time.  

There is no more day.

There is no more night.

There is only cluster feeding.

Edited by Grape Jelly, 26 September 2014 - 03:01 PM.

#6 Liz Lemon

Posted 26 September 2014 - 03:09 PM

I like the one about the twins too.

"Nothing rejuvenates me quite like a night of co-sleeping with my twins."

#7 Danzie

Posted 26 September 2014 - 03:11 PM

Great reading OP, definitely put a smile on my dial!!

#8 Liz Lemon

Posted 01 October 2014 - 08:38 PM

Bump.  Because more people need to see! Lol lol :)

#9 Lou-bags

Posted 02 October 2014 - 12:30 AM


Thanks for sharing. I love the look on the dark haired woman's face in the couch feeding Emmett one. She's almost smirking, like "I see where this is going".

#10 LoudMuffin

Posted 02 October 2014 - 12:47 AM

I'm confused, does it, or does it not come in a muted pastel?!?

#11 causeway

Posted 02 October 2014 - 06:26 AM

It's well worth clicking on the link!

#12 niggles

Posted 02 October 2014 - 06:55 AM

Love it.

#13 JinksNewton

Posted 02 October 2014 - 07:00 AM

View PostLiz Lemon, on 26 September 2014 - 03:09 PM, said:

I like the one about the twins too.

"Nothing rejuvenates me quite like a night of co-sleeping with my twins."
I showed that one to my mum. She snortlaughed (my brothers are twins)

#14 Rosepickles

Posted 02 October 2014 - 07:01 AM

Loved this

#15 cordyline

Posted 02 October 2014 - 07:28 AM

Hehe, yes everyone eats organic fruit for breakfast and freshly chopped salad for lunch in our house too.

Activated almonds anyone?

#16 FeralAlpacaWarrior

Posted 12 October 2014 - 07:34 PM

Love the recent post about brushing a toddlers teeth!

#17 TinCat🐱

Posted 12 October 2014 - 07:59 PM

View PostLiz Lemon, on 26 September 2014 - 03:09 PM, said:

I like the one about the twins too.

"Nothing rejuvenates me quite like a night of co-sleeping with my twins."

This is my favourite. Some days I wonder if they are ever going to sleep!

Edited by TinFeralCat, 12 October 2014 - 08:01 PM.

#18 FeralSingleMum

Posted 12 October 2014 - 08:03 PM

Oh it's so funny and true.

Now time to go and buy a white couch...

#19 the abc

Posted 12 October 2014 - 08:09 PM

Very funny. The white feeding couch sounds like a brilliant way to get my little one more interested in solids.

#20 cheshire_cat

Posted 12 October 2014 - 08:11 PM

Loved it OP, thanks!

I LOLed at 'Don't go towards the light Johnny, Stay here with your salad'

#21 Liz Lemon

Posted 17 October 2014 - 02:29 PM

Oooo new favourite ...

"Brushing my toddler’s teeth is my favorite way to unwind. She never flops around like a deranged mackerel hell-bent on knocking herself unconscious on the nearest wall, counter, or tile floor. It’s our special time together."Attached File  image.jpg   64.41K   8 downloads

#22 FuzzyChocolateToes

Posted 17 October 2014 - 04:04 PM

Love it!

#23 andieinvic

Posted 17 October 2014 - 04:21 PM

Ha ha very much enjoyed that - thanks!

#24 kidsncats

Posted 17 October 2014 - 04:24 PM

Waiting for the model from the agency next door to come in and feed the children.....should be here any minute now

#25 71Cath

Posted 17 October 2014 - 04:24 PM

That's where I have been going wrong all these years...I don't have a white couch :)

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