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Santa's Tale....
Santa's Tale....

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#1 Snagglepussed

Posted 03 December 2003 - 06:05 PM

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for
his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves
got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the
regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he
found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the
fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to
load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground
and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup
of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered
that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his
frustration, he acc identally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.---
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made
from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree?
Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas to you all! ;p


DD - Rebecca Jade
Love you to BITS Babe!!!!

Hurly Burly.....what a girlie!

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