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#101 deedles

Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:29 PM

rolleyes.gif 2 1/2 yr old DD took pity on our ageing dog who is having trouble lifting his leg to go to the toilet . . . so she leapt from the swing yelling "I help" and lifted his leg up for him . . . so high, he toppled over!

#102 Zinfandel

Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:32 PM

Two years ago at Jamberoo recreation park my daughter's swimmer nappy failed, and as she ran to me it slopped poo everywhere! We went again yesterday and my daughter, now 4, said "I remember Jamberoo!  I did a poo here!"  She then sang loudly, "I did a poo at Jamberoo!"

#103 DKTwist

Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:43 PM

My 3 year old niece came to visit last night and went to put her shoes in our "shoe cupboard" (this is our cloak cupboard, which we use for shoes as my 9 month old son has a fetish for eating shoes).  As she put her shoes in, she saw a pair of my shoes and turned around, hands on hips, glaring at me said 'why have you got my mummy's shoes?' - we were all in hysterics as she doesn't understand the notion of my SIL and myself having the same shoes!

#104 Mandy GRAHAM

Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:48 PM

We were at the shops and my son just stopped and yelled "FU%#". It was not good!!

#105 Craftyleopard

Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:58 PM

DD2 found the nappy cream......

#106 BurfordWife

Posted 28 April 2010 - 05:14 PM

Every other Saturday we have a family movie night after dinner and we watch a kids cartoon/ movie. I thought I'd make popcorn to go with the movie. DS 4 squeals with delight - "Cockporn AND a movie!!!" LOL!

#107 kdollman

Posted 28 April 2010 - 05:31 PM

My DS has three uncles which he sees quite regularly. My sister, visited the other day for the first time since he was young, as she’d been overseas. Whilst shopping, my son wanted to get her attention and loudly called for "Uncle Rebecca!". He managed to get EVERYONE’S attention!

#108 cas1e

Posted 28 April 2010 - 05:59 PM

My recently toilet trained 2 year old daughter walks in while I was sitting on the toilet and asks what I'm doing. I said Mummy's doing a poo. She then patted my arm and said "Good girl Mummy, good girl, I'll get you a treat!"

#109 eeanaw

Posted 28 April 2010 - 06:09 PM

My 4 year old woke in the middle of the night needing me to tuck him back in.  When I was leaving his room he said "Mummy", "yes" I replied, he said "What would I do without you, I promise I won't wake you again".

#110 Lia

Posted 28 April 2010 - 06:09 PM

We had a long drive home after the long weekend, it was late and we figured our 26m old DS2 would fall straight to sleep........ NO, 55 minutes of "Old MacDonald had a farm" later he finally konked out. Apparently Old Mac has ALOT of cats, dogs, cows and tigers.

Edited by Lia, 28 April 2010 - 06:09 PM.

#111 Tahliasmum

Posted 28 April 2010 - 07:16 PM

Whilst out shopping with my DD 2yo and DS 4weeks, my DS let rip a massive fart that could be heard for miles, all the shoppers around us just glared at me and i could feel myself turning a pretty shade of red. (Thank goodness for my DD who just smiled and stated loud 'mummy baby did fluff!')

#112 idle

Posted 28 April 2010 - 07:25 PM

My DS grade 1 has been doing Health Ed at school. He came home and had a great big proud grin on his face when he told me that he was clever because he learned that girls have a vagenis! Golden moment laughing2.gif

#113 ABCDCarr

Posted 28 April 2010 - 07:40 PM

The electrician came to do repairs. I bathed the kids and my son was running around the house naked waiting to be dressed. I started talking to the electrician when he hurt his penis. He started crying and asked me to kiss his penis better. I replied, "No" to which he pleaded, "Pleeeeease????" Luckily, I found a toy to kiss it better.

#114 ABCDCarr

Posted 28 April 2010 - 07:44 PM

My DH, DD4, DS2.5 and I were on a long drive at night. I saw a plane landing on the tarmac and showed the kids. My daughter asked, "Do planes fly at night?" I replied, "Yes". She enthusiatically said, "Wow! Planes must be nocturnal."

#115 notamumyet

Posted 28 April 2010 - 07:49 PM

My husband says to my two yr old "love you" before she goes to bed every night and her reply is "me know".

#116 chrisavva

Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:42 PM

My husband was looking after our 2 month old for half an hour and the baby started crying, my husband is trying to make him stop crying, then along comes my 2 3/4 old son and pats the baby and says shhh, then tells his dad, milk daddy, implying that the baby wants milk. my 2 year old seems to know more about looking after the baby then his father.

#117 lynda76

Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:45 PM

Last year my son walked in on myself and my partner having 'relations' (I wont go into it). Yesterday at the zoo with grandparents we discovered Meir Cats also having 'relations' and while surrounded by a school group, my son yells "Nan look they cuddle just like mum!!"  ohmy.gif

#118 ajay07

Posted 28 April 2010 - 10:08 PM

My 2 and half year old has been introduced to the movie drop dead fred by her big sister who is 8.....I am now no longer Mummy I am 'Snot Face' Time to introduce some new DVD's I think!

#119 arniet

Posted 28 April 2010 - 10:30 PM

I was reading my DD1 a Christmas story about Rudolf the red nosed reindeer. DD asked me where Olof was. I said who is Olof and she said you know Mummy "Olof the other reindeer."

#120 julie_is_here

Posted 28 April 2010 - 10:38 PM

Husband and 5yo DD are talking.
Husband says" Can you say maserati?"
DD5 instantly replies"No but I can say Captain Feather Sword"

#121 RosMacfarlane

Posted 28 April 2010 - 11:30 PM

QUOTE (EBeditor @ 22/04/2010, 10:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Win an ABC Kids DVD pack!

One lucky member will win the prize pack above. Included in the prize pack are the following DVDs:

Waybuloo - Meet the Piplings ($17.99)

Zigby - Zigby Plays Doctor ($16.99)

Lazytown - Sleepless in LazyTown ($19.99)

Pocoyo - Scooter Madness ($14.99)

Bob the Builder - Adventures In Bobland Bay ($16.99)

Total prize value $86.95.

To enter:

Answer this question in 50 words or less: What is the funniest thing that has happened in your household this week?

Entries limited to one (1) entry per person. Please make sure you read the Terms and Conditions pinned in this forum.

Entries may not be edited after posting.

Good luck!

Competition starts at 10:00PM on 22/4/10 and finishes at 5:00 PM on 02/05/10. (AEST)

#122 RosMacfarlane

Posted 28 April 2010 - 11:46 PM

We live in Northern Tasmania, and our two y.o. advised us when asked "where are your manners?" that they were "in Hobart".  Around twenty minutes later, we were informed that they thankfully had come back.

#123 threeofthree

Posted 29 April 2010 - 12:24 AM

while i was cooking dinner tonight there was the whole family in my kitchen even the dog everyone in cupboards in the fridge in my way i yell everyone OUT!!!!!! and  my beauitful boy aged 3 turned around and looked at me and said "ok ok chillax" funniest thing i have ever heard from any of my kids

#124 melaniewaddell

Posted 29 April 2010 - 07:16 AM

My daughter gave herself a haircut and then claimed she looked like Alvin the Chipmunk.

#125 LScott222

Posted 29 April 2010 - 09:04 AM

We had our 20 week scan yesterday for our second baby and when we walked out of the clinic and excitedly told our 2 1/2 year old son he would have a little baby brother he pulled a face and told me to go back in and change it for a baby sister!

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