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#1 Crap Napper

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:10 AM

Sitting here having a giggle at DD, who is busy telling her brother that she loves the "recycling" song.
I got her to sing it to me, and its...

Greased Lightening


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What are yours?

#2 1miss2littlemen

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:16 AM

HA HA HA! that is brilliant!!
When I was in high school one of my friends used to sing "if i bleed I will die" to the tune on Ifle 65's Im Blue lol when the realy lyrics were "im blue, da ba dee du ba die" LOL

#3 **Xena**

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:17 AM

I have heaps- I suck at lyrics laughing2.gif

Don't Go For Second Best I thought was "Don't Choke on Sex"

Like a G6, Like a G6 I thought was "Like Jesus, Like Jesus"

Unleash the Dragon I thought was "Punish the Dragon"

I don't Want to Get Bitter I thought was "I don't wwant to get thinner"


I'm sure there's more but that's what I can remember off the top of my head

#4 **Xena**

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:18 AM

QUOTE (trennasw @ 21/10/2011, 08:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HA HA HA! that is brilliant!!
When I was in high school one of my friends used to sing "if i bleed I will die" to the tune on Ifle 65's Im Blue lol when the realy lyrics were "im blue, da ba dee du ba die" LOL


Oh that's another. I thought it was "I'm blue if I was Green I would die"

#5 FeralCrazyMum

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:23 AM

I heard a cover of "Bad Moon on the Rise" and I swear it sounded like "There's a Bathroom on the Right".



#6 Baroness Bubbles

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:27 AM

My mum refuses to sing "like a G-6" ... she sings, "Like a cheese stick"



#7 Stellajoy

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:27 AM

I'm going to Graceland, Graceland, Texas in the Sea

#8 tickledpink72

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:32 AM

QUOTE (CrazySingleMum @ 21/10/2011, 07:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I heard a cover of "Bad Moon on the Rise" and I swear it sounded like "There's a Bathroom on the Right".


You're not alone on this one  original.gif

QUOTE (Kenzi_Bubble @ 21/10/2011, 07:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My mum refuses to sing "like a G-6" ... she sings, "Like a cheese stick"


THAT is gold!


#9 toddsy

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:37 AM

I love when Phoebe on Friends thinks the lyrics are:

Hold me closer Tony Danza....

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#10 ~LESLEE~

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:09 PM

QUOTE (trennasw @ 21/10/2011, 08:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HA HA HA! that is brilliant!!
When I was in high school one of my friends used to sing "if i bleed I will die" to the tune on Ifle 65's Im Blue lol when the realy lyrics were "im blue, da ba dee du ba die" LOL



QUOTE (**Xena** @ 21/10/2011, 08:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh that's another. I thought it was "I'm blue if I was Green I would die"


You can add Bella to the list for that song,
she sings "I'm blue, I believe I am dry, I believe I am dry, I belieeeeeve I am dry"  laughing2.gif



#11 bakesgirls

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:13 PM

Cheap wine and a female goat....... wink.gif

#12 misskrm

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:14 PM

My ex husband use to think "What About Me" was What about me Elizabeth, instead of "it isn't fair" I used to wee a little, he was deadly serious too. LOL.

#13 Leggy

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:15 PM

DD was recently singing along to Lisa Mitchell's Stevie: "Oh Stevie, why can't you wee?"

Heard a little boy on the train singing: "Tragedy! When your pants fall down in the middle of the street it's a tragedy!"

And best of all, the radio caller who confessed that he misheard the first line of Summer of 69 as "I got my first real sex dream" - now think of how the rest of the first verse goes...

#14 Alacritous~Andy

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:16 PM

My little sister thought the song, "Teenage Dirtbag" was "I'm just a teenage gerbil, baby"

#15 Leggy

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:17 PM

QUOTE
Cheap wine and a female goat.......


The F..K?  blink.gif

#16 fairylite

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:18 PM

QUOTE (Leggy @ 21/10/2011, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heard a little boy on the train singing: "Tragedy! When your pants fall down in the middle of the street it's a tragedy!"


There are several of these. The one I think is hilarious is too rude to post here!

#17 ~Goggles~

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:23 PM

DD1 came up with a cracker the other day.

She asked for the 'Gruffalo' song. I told her I wasn't sure what she meant and she sang it to the tune of...
"You've got the love, you've got the love and YOOOOUUUUU've got the love!" (but "The Gruffalo, the gruffalo and THHEEEE gruffalo" (Florence and the Machine).

It is also my ringtone so now it is known as the Gruffalo song.

#18 oliboli

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:23 PM

Cold Chisel - Cheap wine and a three day growth, mistaken as "Cheap wine and a three legged goat"

Flashdance - Take your passion and make it happen, mistaken as "Take your pants down and make it happen"

Have plenty more, just have to remember them!

#19 bakesgirls

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:24 PM




Granted, it would have to be VERY cheap wine......




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Edited by ellaura, 21 October 2011 - 03:26 PM.


#20 emm79

Posted 21 October 2011 - 03:30 PM

Funniest one I've heard of was Give Peace a Chance being mistaken for Skippy's a Champ.

#21 sparkle-tiffany

Posted 21 October 2011 - 07:46 PM

Roxette's "get dressed for success" as "get dressed for some sex"

#22 Guest_loulou_b_*

Posted 21 October 2011 - 08:22 PM

James Reyne "Hammerhead".

I heard :

You've been hanging with the knocky-set people, hammerhead.
Some soup can slip by me while I hang my head.

(Correct lyrics: You've been hanging with the nicest people, hammerhead.  Some silken slip of evil, hammerhead.)

Recently found out it's a song about heroin addiction.

#23 becstar77

Posted 21 October 2011 - 08:34 PM

DP and I swear that Fall out boy sing about an "a*se face" not Arms Race.

We also sing Cheese stick instead of G6


Edited by becstar77, 21 October 2011 - 08:35 PM.


#24 Anne of The Island

Posted 21 October 2011 - 08:38 PM

Gabrielle's "Out of Reach" I used to sing as "Valerie"

#25 PooksLikeChristmas

Posted 21 October 2011 - 08:40 PM

blinded by the light! wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

is it the look in your eyes? or is it these dancing jews? ohh baby, i think i wanna marry you!

australians all love ostriches, for we are overseas...

can you feel the lump tonight? it is where we are. it's enough to make kings and cannonballs believe we got this faaaaaaaaaaar...




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