To mortified to share this story with anyone in real life but had to share.
My DD (4) came out of my bedroom this morning holding my "special bedside draw toy"
the conversation went like this -
DD "look at this mummy, it just keeps shaking and shaking and doesn't stop"
Me >insert look of horror quickly changed to trying to look non-phased<
"Oh that's just something Mummy uses when I have a sore neck" (and took it off her at this point)
DD "Oh what do you do with it?"
Me - "Um err just rub it on my neck when it sore"
DD " Oh. Mummy when I get bigger and have a sore neck will you buy me one of them?"
Me...... Blood draining from my face and she totters off down the stairs......
Please tell me I'm not the only one this has happened to!!!!