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Truth is funnier than fiction

Posted by Cluckster , 16 August 2011 · 403 views

DS 3.5yo
*while observing me change the bedsheets
DS: "you have to do everything because you're the mum. When I grow up and I'm a mum, I'll have to do everything too"
Me: "you won't be a mum; you'll be a dad."
DS: "oh yeah. That means I won't have to do anything."

*rapidly followed by a lecture in equality in the home.



DD 5yo

*after discovering DD had worms

Me: "they're like little bugs that make your bottom itchy. They're called parasites because they live inside you eating what you eat. You're feeding them... Like a pet!"
DD: "a bad pet. We won't be going back to THAT pet shop!"






Hahahaha,  yeah ,the PET SHOP is no good. Every time you go and buy a pet ,you may as well go to the chemist to get medicine. haha.

About you son ,don't worry, one day he meets a bossy woman and make him do most stuff and make him a real good busboy. hahaha.
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