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Favourite worst jokes!

Bigfatbum View Member Profile	30/12/2005, 07:18 PM Post #1
Posts: 2,156 Joined: 30-March 04
Crazed mumma of boys
I love a bad joke what are your favourite bad ones? Come on people I want to hear groaning!! My favs are A man went to a zoo when he got there, there was only a dog it was a sh*tzu. 2 men walked in to a bar - the third ducked

ShinySpecialOne View Member Profile	31/12/2005, 12:40 PM Post #2
Posts: 1,924 Joined: 20-December 04 From: Sydney
The experts will debate til the internet can hold no more words.
What's the difference between a toddler and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

~Sh3ekY M0nKeY T... ~Sh3ekY M0nKeY TaMeR~ View Member Profile	31/12/2005, 01:56 PM Post #3
Posts: 6,645 Joined: 30-October 04 From: NSW, Australia
EB Virus! Catch my disease
Whats brown and sticky..... A STICK!!! bu da bum ching (on the drums) A horse walks into a bar the bartender says why the long face? :crazy:

Rhylia View Member Profile	31/12/2005, 03:09 PM Post #4
Posts: 1,043 Joined: 8-March 05
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Love tragic jokes!!! What did the '0' say to the '8'? Gee, I like your belt. So horribly tragic, but I hope you're laughing

Meagan View Member Profile	31/12/2005, 03:30 PM Post #5
Posts: 6,789 Joined: 26-January 02 From: sydney, nsw, australia
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Whats red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket! Whats green and sings? Elvis Parsley! Whats green and sings? Grass, but I lied about the singing! I use to know heaps, they would always send my bro & I into hysterics.

LCM View Member Profile	31/12/2005, 04:47 PM Post #6
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I liked the zoo one!! What do you call a fish with no eyes? 'fsh' What do you call a bear with no ears? 'b' What do you call postman Pat when he retires? Pat What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

MummaSgettie View Member Profile	01/01/2006, 08:57 AM Post #7
Posts: 5,404 Joined: 4-December 05
Thank goodness children sleep!
My daughter favourite: How do you make a tissue dance? Put some boogy in it!

Skipper View Member Profile	01/01/2006, 08:20 PM Post #8
Posts: 7,398 Joined: 21-November 02
I must speak as I find.
Oh man! These are TERRIBLE!!... but I still laughed!! This one a 4 year old told me and I practically piddled my dacks laughing. Q: Why did the man cross the road five times? A: His suspenders were caught on a pole. (Now imagine feral Hewie as that man! )

=Kelby= View Member Profile	02/01/2006, 12:06 AM Post #9
Posts: 3,441 Joined: 11-November 05 From: Queensland
Let's build a spaceship
Why did the boy fall off the swing? Cos someone threw a fridge at him! Why did the boy fall off the swing? Cos he had no arms! (i know, very politically incorrect) What's red and white and swings through the jungle? A coke machine! What's grey and follows it? The extension cord! Very, very sad! Even sadder that i remember them!

Bigfatbum View Member Profile	02/01/2006, 11:16 AM Post #10
Posts: 2,156 Joined: 30-March 04
Crazed mumma of boys
OMg I am in bad joke heaven. and wetting my pants - Joshie loves them but Dh isnt so sure!!

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