QUOTE (redkris @ 21/08/2012, 02:38 PM)
Don't forget the sudden "Gah! Get off me! GAAAHH!" when one of you gets an excrutiating leg cramp.
Or cramp in the toe next to the little toe!!
How's about, he jumps out of bed to flick the lock on the bedroom door, they get right into it and then the 4y.o. knocks on the door, realises its locked and proceeds to have a meltdown right outside the door because he can't come in for morning snuggles. They look at each other and contemplate continuing in SPITE of said tantruming 4y.o.......but realise that to do so would be a futile attempt.
OR.....in a moment of pure lust, they get passionate (again, said door is locked) only to have 8.y.o. knock on door saying 'are you finished in there? When are you coming out?"