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> What would your reaction have been?, *fluff*
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SoxyMama
post 09/11/2012, 10:41 PM
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What would your reaction have been if you walked into a bottle shop a little 'sunned' from a day out and the significantly older than you bottle shop male employee had the following conversation with you:

Him: 'You look like you've had a bit of sun today'
Me: 'Yeah I did - am I sunburnt on my face too?'
Him: 'Sorry love I was just looking at your tits'

1. Die of embarrasment?
2. Be proud as punch that at 37 you still have a decent pair that people obviously notice
3. Dob him into the owner
4. Laugh out loud
5. Other

This post has been edited by Katakacpk: 09/11/2012, 10:43 PM
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Sunnycat
post 09/11/2012, 10:43 PM
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I'd be horrified.
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bakesgirls
post 09/11/2012, 10:43 PM
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A bit of all the above.
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post 09/11/2012, 10:46 PM
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Honestly - In order:

Die of shame.

Laugh out loud (to hide my discomfort).

Walk away.

Report to manager.

Days later (as these thing play on my mind for days...) - I would think about 2 - but with a repulsed feeling.
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Kwyjibo
post 09/11/2012, 10:50 PM
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Have a quickie in the back room.
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post 09/11/2012, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (Kwyjibo @ 09/11/2012, 11:50 PM) *
Have a quickie in the back room.


bahaha
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Magnus
post 09/11/2012, 10:51 PM
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I think I would honestly be shocked, give him a look of utter contempt, and then walk out. I wouldn't be able to come up with any scathing comebacks on the spot. I never usually can.
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mumofsky
post 09/11/2012, 10:51 PM
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Laugh. Aussie blokes make me so proud. Not.
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*Ker*
post 09/11/2012, 10:56 PM
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None of the above.

You should have stared at him and said "You DO realise you said that out loud?"

Or...

"Well. At least I have a good pair of tits going for me...seems you have very little going for you, including manners".
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squeekums
post 09/11/2012, 10:58 PM
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Wheres my coffee?
Throw up in my mouth a little I think.
Then resist urge to spit it at him
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