these are some of my all time faves:
1.whats the diff between broccoli and snot?a:kids dont eat broccoli!
2: what's yellow, brown and hairy?a:cheese on toast dropped on the carpet.
3: a guy goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a girl on his back. when asked what he was supposed to be, he replied, "i'm a turtle, n this is michelle!"
4:what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? "look, here come the elephants over the hill!"
yeeeeeeeees, corny, i know. but i cant help it, they make me laugh. anyone got better ones?