[pundelina]

Spin-off, obviously from the other pee thread.

We went skiing this year and DS9 realised, halfway down the longest run on the mountain that he needed to go. We were skiing as a family group - everyone very different abilities and no phone service. I had DS9 and DSD12 with me and we zipped down to the lift ahead of DH and DSS. The lift line was jam-packed. By this stage DS9 was frantic and told me he needed to go NOW.

We had to take off our skis and stomp back up the track a bit (no trees anywhere nearby) and then he had to lean against the child-catcher fence and pee through it over the side of the mountain, while skiers skied past us to the bottom and I shielded him with my body.

Worst place ever.

[lsolaBella]

Boys easier then girls.

DD TT and driving Melb to Sydney. She decides she needs to wee now, so pull over on side of Hwy. try to teach her how to squat. She doesn't like that idea, so I suggest a pull up and for her to wee in that.... She was much happier. Will be ourchasing a cheap plastic potty for our Christmas drive.

[~*Twilight~Zone*...]

Down the slide at McDonalds.

[lozoodle]

Not my kid, but me!

When I was 5 I was on my dad's shoulders when we were on holidays in america and fell asleep and wet my pants. I think it may have been honolulu airport to be exact.

This post has been edited by lozoodle: 07/12/2012, 11:16 AM

[livvie7586]

In the middle of his baptism. DH managed to get DS off church grounds (just), but the priest had to come back to DS as things were missed

[Ehill]

Nothing dramatic.....DD has only been TT'd for a year.....but.......

When DS was a newborn and maybe 10days old I ventured out for the first time with both of them Christmas shopping. They were perfectly well behaved, DS slept the whole time in the pram, DD an angel. Thought awesome, I can do this, so I of course completely push my luck and go for a much needed coffee at a cafe. Sit down, baby stirs, bugger it has been hours so he needs a feed as he starts that newborn wailing. So I start my first public breastfeeding, remember he is only 10 days old, attachment is a bit rubbish, it takes ages etc. Just as he latches on DD says 'I need a wee mum'. I nearly cried.

[PrincessPeach]

My brother needed the bathroom just as we were taking off from Hobart airport - he couldn't move fast enough once that fasten seatbelt sign came off!

[BadCat]

Funniest one was when DS was a little tacker we went to a community christmas carols thing. The only toilets available were portaloos. That would have been fine but for reasons unknown the water in them was pink and he would absolutely not pee in it. That was the evening he learnt that he could pee standing up and spray the trees. DH did take him quite a distance from the carols to do it though.

[fruitbat72]

The car park at a Rivers Clearance Store

There was no toilet ANYWHERE and DD1 was toilet training so I took her outside to a patch of trees

[Livsh]

The most embarrassing one was with DS, who was a total pain in the a*se with toilet training...it took no less than a YEAR to get him doing both toileting varieties in the toilet and nowhere else.

Anyway, on a trip to rarotonga we were in a shop getting some more sunscreen. I did that one second DS beside me....next second DS nowhere to be seen thing. We were going around the shop calling him...he had gone UNDER a clothes rack and peed all over the floor. The shop person didn't understand what we were telling her and we were standing in this shop miming peeing to this lady. I finally made it clear what had happened and then had a mime argument about how I would clean it up and she kept saying no, don't worry. Eventually I just dived under with a spare T-shirt and wiped it up and with much apologies scurried out of the place!