[EssentialBludger]

A few months ago, DP and I were out shopping for his mums birthday. He wanted to buy her 50 shades of grey, which I tried profusely to talk him out of.

"but everyone I know loved it! It can't be that bad!"

Whatever, make sure she knows I had nothing to do with it! (I usually pick her presents).

Fast forward to this morning, and he's actually read it for himself. (I lent him my kindle to take away to work).

Text message reads: "what sort of sick and twisted sh*t have you been reading?!!!???! How could you let me buy that for my MOTHER?!"



I did warn you!!

This post has been edited by EssentialBludger: 15/01/2013, 11:53 AM

[Saecularis Angel...]

Wind him up a bit...tell him she told you she really enjoyed it.

[seayork2002]

Do we have a ranking for best thread of 2013 - we have a winner

[ubermum]

Yeah, wind him up. Tell him that she asked if you knew of online toy shops because she's too shy to go into S3xyland.

[*cough*]

Oh that is just too funny. It was bought up at my sewing group where I am the youngest by 20 years and I banned them from the conversation.

[Therese]

[Bluenomi]

My step mum told me she was reading them and I just raised an eyebrow and asked her if she really just told me she was reading Twilight Porn. She hasn't brought it up since

[~Peaches~]

So funny!

[epg]

My mother has several of them. I just don't know what to think.

[Luvmy4]

thanks for the laugh