[littlemissmessy]

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said or done?

Mine are the usual, ie, asked if someone was pregnant when not, asked if grandma when not and just last week, I accidentally spat on a man while I was talking to him, and one of my friends went to exit a taxi still wearing a seatbelt.

[Bedge]

Proceeded to sit in the wrong car, in the car park at the petrol station.

[Bwok~Bwok]

Getting dacked by a forklift at work! *slinks away*

[Satay chicken]

I called my boss "Dad" the other day......

And there are many more, I always stuff up...

[redkris]

I called my boss "Dad" the other day......

And there are many more, I always stuff up...

LOL I just had a flashback to the Simpsons with Ralph Wiggum calling the teacher Mommy.

[mpjp]

I called my boss "Dad" the other day......

And there are many more, I always stuff up...

Dont worry I called mine 'babe'. As in "sure, no problems babe...".

And he is definitely NOT a babe. Nor the type that you could get away with calling him an an endearment!! I got the raised eyebrow indeed.

[Jax12]

Getting dacked by a forklift at work! *slinks away*

I was sitting on a stool at a packed nightclub once in the middle of a very public section that was overlooked by an upperdeck with lots of onlookers (dancefloor and band on the lower level). I was wearing a long skirt and I went to stand up and was standing on the bottom of my skirt which stayed where it was while I stood up. I completely dacked myself in a very, very public area and unfortunately I was also wearing a g-string. Trust me when I say, nobody wanted to see that!!

[amabanana]

I once walked out to the letter box with my boobs out after a sleepless night and BFing DD. It was DD#2 so they weren't even perky and worth flaunting.

[Boombox]

Being asked to demonstrate a tumble-turn over parallel bars at school and farting mid turn- in front of my year 8 class!! I considered letting go and crashing onto my head just to avoid having to face the world after that. Amazingly the class didn't erupt in hysterical laughter- there was just stunned, horrified silence. Oh the shame!!

[Bwok~Bwok]

Being asked to demonstrate a tumble-turn over parallel bars at school and farting mid turn- in front of my year 8 class!! I considered letting go and crashing onto my head just to avoid having to face the world after that. Amazingly the class didn't erupt in hysterical laughter- there was just stunned, horrified silence. Oh the shame!!

Sorry but I'm PMSL'ing - wonder if it made you spin faster Soooo funny!