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Favourite worst jokes!

Olivia~Maddies m... Olivia~Maddies mumma View Member Profile	02/01/2006, 05:37 PM Post #11
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Why did Piglet look down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! sorry, that's very daggy

Gemstone View Member Profile	03/01/2006, 08:12 PM Post #12
Posts: 1,396 Joined: 1-November 03
That's not my bag, man
1) What did the farmer say to the cow on his roof? "Get off" 2) A bear walked into a bar. He said to the bar tender, "Can I have a ............. beer please?" The bar tender said "Why the big paws?" The bear replied, "I was born with them" 3) Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead 4) Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was dead 5) Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. 6) How did the kangaroo die? Three koalas fell on him! W7) hy did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread 8) Why can't Jimmy ride a bike? Jimmy's a fish I love lame jokes!

Hollybaby View Member Profile	03/01/2006, 08:24 PM Post #13
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Louise
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns ? A. Because they taste funny.

~mimo~ View Member Profile	04/01/2006, 10:23 AM Post #14
Posts: 9,859 Joined: 3-August 05
Shut up, In measureless content.
Why did the girl slide down the slippery dip on her toenail? Because she wanted to....

TasJess View Member Profile	06/01/2006, 03:16 PM Post #15
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An Englishman, an American and an Australian were caught by cannibals in a hostile country. The cannibals said to the Englishman "We will boil you, eat you and make your skin into a canoe! Any last requests?" The Englishman asked for a knife so he could kill himself quickly rather than be boiled alive. The cannibals said to the American "We will boil you, eat you and make your skin into a canoe! Any last requests?" The American also asked for a knife so he could kill himself quickly rather than be boiled alive. The cannibals said to the Australian "We will boil you, eat you and make your skin into a canoe! Any last requests?" The Australian asked for a fork. Confused, but curious, the cannibals complied. The Australian started stabbing himself with the fork and screamed "Your not making any F'n canoe out of me!!"

eggyj81 View Member Profile	06/01/2006, 03:20 PM Post #16
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Yes, I AM mad...and i know what causes it...... next question??
What goes 'zzub, zzub'? A bee flying backwards! Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies! (my nine yeaar old nephew loves that one!

MadamButterfly View Member Profile	07/01/2006, 08:15 PM Post #17
Posts: 338 Joined: 3-December 05
You know - The 'GIANT' bag lady
what are hundreds and thousands? smartie poo lol

Barefoot View Member Profile	08/01/2006, 04:04 PM Post #18
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now I'm standing here, my heart so full I can't explain
This one was my favourite when I was younger: How do you shoot a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun How do you shoot a red elephant? (the responder usually answers- With a red elephant gun) Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun. What is the difference between oranges? Biscuits because motorbikes dont have doors. What is white and sits in the middle of a football field? A fridge Why did Billy fall off his bike? Billy is a fish. What is black and white and red all over? A zebra with sunburn What is black and white and red all over? A penguin with nappy rash What is black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper

ShinySpecialOne View Member Profile	08/01/2006, 08:56 PM Post #19
Posts: 1,924 Joined: 20-December 04 From: Sydney
The experts will debate til the internet can hold no more words.
Two fish were sitting in a tank. One fish said to the other fish, "You man the guns, and I'll drive."

SBNI View Member Profile	08/01/2006, 09:16 PM Post #20
Posts: 520 Joined: 12-February 03
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PMSL at the 3 koalas and the kangaroo and LURVE the fish in the tank lol! ok heres mine! what did the blind carpenter do... he picked up the hammer and saw! what did the pig say when the farmer grabbed him by the tail... This is the end of me!

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