Join me and share something weird/funny/unusual about yourself

I have two rows of eyelashes on each eye. Its a genetic mutation called distichiasis.
I have a phobia of all flying/flapping creatures, my parents in their infinite wisdom took me to a butterfly enclosure when I was younger to "face my fears". Im surprised I didnt have a heart attack on the spot!
I hate the smell of little kids. I cant stand that sweaty kid smell, I have three kids of my own and bath them regularly but if they come in from playing with that kid stink I send them with DH I just cannot go near them until they have had a bath.
Fellow weirdos share your quirks!