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> Bizarrest thing you've said to your child...
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~Bean~
post 17/06/2012, 12:31 PM
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Mine is "don't set fire to the dog!"

Never thought that would exit my mouth.
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HeroOfCanton
post 17/06/2012, 12:42 PM
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"The dishwasher isn't a cubby house" is something that springs to mind
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~Delilah~
post 17/06/2012, 12:42 PM
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Stop putting weeds in your sister's hair

Don't fart on me

Dog poo is not a toy sick.gif
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howdo
post 17/06/2012, 12:52 PM
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This just makes me think of BBlessed and 'Don't wipe your boogers on the baby'

I can't think of anything I have said ... I'm sure I have said something equally ridiculous!
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butterflies
post 17/06/2012, 02:39 PM
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DD#3 stop licking DD#1's toes


this was a few years ago though, I have always remembered that
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BeagleBoy
post 17/06/2012, 02:47 PM
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My sister had to say - 'Your vagina is not a pocket sweetie'
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Boltandblip
post 17/06/2012, 02:48 PM
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Don't sandpaper the chicken... Ds was wanting to sandpaper something after watching me do the doors so i told him it was ok and to go find something in the garden eg a stck. I then caught him chasing our new rescue chicken around the garden with sandpaper in hand trying to sandpaper her!
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Alacritous~Andy
post 17/06/2012, 02:56 PM
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Ignorance is not a point of view.
"No fruit until you eat your chippies."

Paragon of nutrition. laughing2.gif

This post has been edited by Alacritous~Andy: 17/06/2012, 02:56 PM
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~Karla~
post 17/06/2012, 02:58 PM
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"Get your foot out of the toilet"
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F1widow
post 17/06/2012, 03:03 PM
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Stop trying to look up mummy's dress

My DD is obsessed with looking my vulva at the moment. I think it's cos I have hair and she doesn't. Hehe!
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