I've always thought there's nothing hotter than a guy cleaning my house. What could be more of a turn on than a guy you find attractive going out of his way to save you time and work?
(This might explain why I'm single.)
One Reddit user recently shared some images of himself that he sent to his wife while he was working at home.
The husband has the user name "Dirty ol Sob", but let's give him the benefit of the doubt at this point.
He wrote, "My wife really likes it when I do house work so I sent her these pictures while she was at work hoping it would turn her on."
The photos show Dirty ol Sob performing various cleaning tasks – laundry (note the "large load", dishes, vacuuming – all while looking like he's having a really great time.
"I sent her these pictures while I was at work, hoping it would turn her on." Photo: Reddit
We'll ignore the fact that the vacuum isn't plugged in. Photo: Reddit
Let's not even worry about the fact that the vacuum cleaner isn't plugged in.
And sure, husbands and wives should naturally share the housekeeping tasks, and nobody is suggesting that this husband deserves a medal for doing chores while his wife is at work. But isn't it fun for a guy to have a sense of humour while he does what he's supposed to do?
There's no word on whether the photos did turn the poster's wife on, but it doesn't sound promising. He later said "the only thing he accomplished" was giving his wife and her colleagues a good laugh at his expense.
But that's not the only thing he accomplished. Whatever happens, the housework is done, so both partners can enjoy some downtime together.
And I'd wager this guy is far more likely to get lucky than if he sat on his backside and watched cricket all day, so there's hope for him yet.