Your child's first job is often a stepping stone to their next job, and so the most important thing is for them to get their foot in the door.
"It impacts our whole family."
I never expected to set foot in a psychiatric ward in my lifetime.
'Since my ex will have a "new wife" it would be wrong for me to keep his name.'
'It also restores a bit of what Christmas is actually about'
"Mr Claus, I understand you have significant magical powers."
Before you hit send on a social media post about your child, ask yourself - would I talk about this at work?